Uromisotisis

Uromisotisis is the name of a fictional disease from which Jerry Seinfeld claimed to suffer in the third season Seinfeld episode The Parking Garage.

Description
Seinfeld claims to have the condition after he is caught urinating in a parking garage. According to Seinfeld's description, he must urinate immediately or he could get "uromisotisis poisoning", which is fatal. Seinfeld alludes to the disease once again after Elaine questions why he was urinating in a public parking garage.