Crazy Cow

''This page is about the 1970s breakfast cereal. For the boivine disease, see'' Mad Cow Disease.

Crazy Cow is a breakfast cereal produced by General Mills in 1978. The cereal was somewhat of a novelty item in that it had an unusual trait. The round, multi-grain cereal pellets were coated with an excipient of a drink mix. When milk was added, it would dissolve the powdered coating, and the resultant mixture would resemble, in sight smell and taste, a flavored milk. Crazy cow came in two flavors, chocolate and strawberry. As the box indicated, these were just flavors; no actual chocolate or strawberries were in the ingredients. The box always contained the disclaimer "artificially flavored" or "chocolate flavored". The front of the Crazy Cow box usually had a large cartoon type cow, who was smiling cheerfully. On the box for both strawberry and chocolate Crazy Cow, the cow was white with brown spots, and was wearing some sort of hat, and a cowbell around her neck. The back of the box often included enticements in the form of images of promotional items included for free in the box. One promotional item was Star Wars Trading Cards. These were highly collectible because they were a different variety than those sold in packs.