Howling Monkey Energizing Elixir

Howling Monkey Energizing Elixir is a beverage similar to the popular Red Bull or Rockstar energy drinks. Compared to Howling Monkey's better established older brothers, the "elixir", as it is called, is somewhat of a marketing enigma. The website contains a flash animation replicating the images of the can found in retail locations while playing some odd samba music, there is no information available on the website other than allusions to its high caffeine content.

Howling Monkey, manufactured by the McKenzie River Corporation, has so far relied on viral marketing techniques. The drink contains an unusual ingredient by most standards, quinine. Quinine contains bitter properties that cut the sweetness of the ingredients surrounding it, e.g. Vermouth and Southern Comfort Manhattan. As thus, the "Elixir" variety drinks have slight hints of bitterness sensed after the initial melon taste similar to Red Bull. The "Cola" and "Sugarfree Cola" flavors are also unique in the sense that they taste almost identical to regular name-brand colas and sugarfree colas respectively. This is uncommon for an energy drink and is a solution for those who do not find the fruity flavors of most other energy drinks appealing.

There are four varieties of Howling Monkey: Cola, Sugarfree Cola, Elixir, & Sugarfree Elixir. Packaged in Red on White, White on Red, Blue on White, & White on Blue respectively.

Revitalizing Blend
-Taurine, Glucuronolactone

-Ribose, L-Carnitine

-Maltodextrin, Caffeine, Inositol

-Green Tea, Guarana, Ginseng

2780mg